sorry:

when a plan sounds good in your head:

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but then you try it out in real life:

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missy-jules:

if someone says, “it’s getting hot in here” and your immediate reaction isn’t, “SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES” you have lived your life wrong

(Source: stuhmpy)

daryen-ryan:

tata37-df:

HERO

Where the fuxk did he come from tho 😂😳.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

thejordanyear:

turningtricksbreakingdicks:

insearchforknowledge:

"I live in a neighborhood where my husband & I are 1 of the 3 Black families that live here.. Tonight the KKK knocked on our door!!! I was already looking out the window and seen them coming down my driveway. I screamed for my children to come upstairs in my room and into my master bath. . As I seen there faces in fear.. my mind flash back to Malcom X. My oldest understand but not the rest. My husband prides his self on teaching his wife & family self defense when he not home…. My heart was pounding! Palms sweating! Voice weak.. I look at my son.. And my mind drifted to Micheal Brown, Treyvon.Martin, Shawn Bell. WE legal over here.. everything registered! As the knocks kept coming .. I mustard up the voice strength to say just a minute! My body weak.. but my mind strong! I open the door.. Scope on! Beam on! Safety off!!! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YALL!!! Cause you at THE WRONG HOUSE! #FacesPriceless!! I will Protect. My Home, My Children, MY LEGACY!!!"

*bows down*

YESSS MAMA

alltimehellalow:

The sass is real

http://drugsruleeverythingaroundme.tumblr.com/post/100600170024/drugsruleeverythingaroundme-i-believe-that

drugsruleeverythingaroundme:

"I believe that with the advent of acid, we discovered a new way to think, and it has to do with piecing together new thoughts in your mind. Why is it that people think it’s so evil? What is it about it that scares people so deeply, even the guy that invented it,…


colbaltdrg:

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

To be more exact, that’s a hen. Which is the female. This is likely not his first encounter with her. My grandpa had chickens and hens, and if you visit them frequently like this they develop affection to you. I would know, because I sat in the chicken coop alot. The hens get a small maternal kick, and come to cuddle you because she wants to keep you warm, like she would do with her chicks. This means the boy has spent alot of time with her, and that just makes it more heart warming.

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im-lil-g:

scummyd420:

yungneako:

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Worst feeling on earth

that weed is brown as hell he did him a favor takin that garbage

(Source: pornblography)

(Source: winterfellis)


Taylor Swift discusses dancing at award shows on

"Late Night with Seth Meyers"

(Source: iiizzzunicorn)

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

(Source: intractably)

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet